So the Golden Weasel and I have, on several occasions, watched videos such as this:
Apparently, being in the room while something like this is happening is an astonishing experience, as one feels as much as hears the sound. It's sometimes called a sound bath or, more specifically, a gong bath. We have expressed how very much we'd like to experience something like this in person.
So when this ad went up on Craigslist the other day, I showed it to her. "I found the perfect present for your next birthday," I said.
She looked at my phone and gasped. "Yes!" she hissed.
Naturally, the Brawn was nearby and, naturally, he was intrigued. "What is it?"
I started to angle my phone so he could see. Before his eyes could even focus, she quickly added, about the hypothetical future gift which is never actually going to be acquired, "you're not allowed to touch it."
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