heroic words befitting heroic deeds

It's New Year's Eve, and the Bean has to work. 

Top Management sends me this incredible twitter thread, which includes such fantastic images as

and 

so naturally I text the Bean and request that, if possible, the necessary fruit be brought home for our good luck in the coming decade. 

An hour later, I receive the following text in return: 

I Have Acquired the Lemon

and any issues I might ever have had with her entire generation's dependence upon screens vanish when weighed against the majesty of that one sentence. 

May your new year be filled with equally noble and loving gestures.