finders weepers

"I have $11." 

"Wow. That's a lotta money. Where'd you get all that?"

"I found it in your car."

"What?"

"It was just lying there."

"Okay...doesn't that make it my money then?"

"What?"

"Well, you found it in my car. Doesn't that mean it was probably mine?"

"Oh. I didn't think it through that far." 

clearly reconsidering the whole honesty thing

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[Karen Edmisten]

He'll inherit your considerable wealth anyway -- just give it to him now.