pops like a knife

So the 5-year-old's standing on a chair he's dragged over to the kitchen counter. He's got everything that's required for a peanut butter and honey sandwich: bread, peanut butter, honey, a plate, a knife.

He holds up the knife and says matter-of-factly, illustrating just what A Big Boy he's become, "butter knifes can't cut you. Not really."

He pauses, then adds, "they can only pop out your eyes."  

 

Comments

[tanita]

*chokes*
Where do they get this stuff??
(Here via the lovely Lissa's blog.)

[Karen Edmisten]

That. Kid. I. Love.