The tub has been draining more and more slowly over the past few weeks. So with a heavy heart, I take off the drain cover. I don't even need a flashlight or a snake. I just reach in and pull out and pull out and pull out a mass of hair which finally reveals itself to be about the size of a baseball.
"What is that?" the six-year-old asks, properly horrified.
I look at all the long, long hairs making up the wretched clump and even in its state of semi-putrifaction it's clear that once upon a time the hairs had been a golden blonde.
"That," I sigh, "is love."
Why, just look at all that golden blonde love, simply biding its time.
So, so true.
Posted by: sarah | Tuesday, July 03, 2012 at 07:22 PM
There is indeed a LOTTA love at your house.
Posted by: Karen Edmisten | Thursday, July 05, 2012 at 07:27 AM
You are a REAL daddy. :)
(as oppossed to those that complain and make people feel bad that their hair clogs the drains.....God bless you)
Posted by: maria | Saturday, July 21, 2012 at 01:27 AM
In our house it's love...with a little Barbie thrown in.
Posted by: Don D | Tuesday, August 14, 2012 at 10:33 PM
Hilarious! We just experienced this (again) this week.
Posted by: Mitziqbarnes | Wednesday, October 10, 2012 at 04:10 PM