A Good Question

The toddler walks in with his new acquisition.

ME: You have a battleaxe?

He nods grimly with a small satisfied smile. His little fists loosen slightly before tightening up again on the axe handle.

I play along.

ME: Don't chop anybody's head off with it.

He looks down at it, then slowly back up at me. He tilts his head quizzically, a disappointed look on his face.

HIM (sadly): Why?

Comments

[fish]

Hel-lo!!!!! BATTLE AXE!!! What else would you do with it?

[scott]

...a very, very valid point.

[fish]

Just started Game of Thrones, so I am laughing at your naivete.