Okay, this is pretty groovy—the Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator.
I am Mangle Blue Palin.
I find this disturbingly accurate.
Interestingly, if I only use my first name?
I am Beretta Hockey Palin.
I feel badass.
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Spackle Camshaft Palin with my whole name. Seam Marauder Palin with just my first name. Very funny!
Posted by: KC | Tuesday, September 16, 2008 at 12:02 PM
Pie Gallon Palin here. Hmm, I think I prefer Mrs. Mangle Blue.
(Rink Rebate Palin if I use my middle name.)
Posted by: Lissa | Tuesday, September 16, 2008 at 01:26 PM
My name is Hump Gizzards Palin.I feel dirty. I'm gonna go shower, again.
Posted by: David | Tuesday, September 16, 2008 at 04:40 PM
you feel badass because you are badass. :O
Posted by: shannon | Tuesday, September 16, 2008 at 09:12 PM
Ok, I couldn't resist. I am Stick Freedom Palin. Yikes.
Posted by: Karen Edmisten | Tuesday, September 16, 2008 at 09:41 PM
Hilarous.
Stealing.
Posted by: KathyR | Wednesday, September 17, 2008 at 07:11 AM
Bullett Bodycheck Palin...I hope you're willing to share that big bowl of badass sauce you've got sitting in front of you...
It's official: the first belly-laugh of the day!
Posted by: Andrea | Wednesday, September 17, 2008 at 07:15 AM
I am Clop Clutch Palin.
My wife is Shove Maggot Palin.
Our son is Hook Tuneup Palin.
I so cannot wait to send Christmas Cards this year.
"Seasons Greetings! Love - Clop, Shove, and Hook."
Posted by: DT | Wednesday, September 17, 2008 at 11:50 AM
Flag Cobra Palin :)
Posted by: Love2learn Mom | Thursday, September 18, 2008 at 02:22 PM
Clop, Shove and Hook—I'm pretty sure I've used that law firm before.
Bullet Bodycheck, Flag Cobra, Spackle Camshaft: damn, yo. We're all badass roundabout these here parts.
Posted by: scott | Thursday, September 18, 2008 at 08:59 PM
My daughter would be "Mullet Troll Palin" - I may never stop laughing. Did you try John McCain? Pretty funny...
I found your blog through your lovely wife, and enjoy your perspective :) Thanks
Posted by: Penny in VT | Friday, September 19, 2008 at 12:50 PM