Compare and Contrast

We have twice as many vehicles as the Obamas but fewer houses. We also have exactly the same number of planes. 

I personally have precisely the same number of vehicles as John McCain, but Top Management has only 8.33% as many as Cindy McCain. 

Slacker. 

On the other hand, I have this: 



I win!

(If, however, McCain's health care plan goes through, we shall not be able to afford to keep her.)