So...Proud?

I’m the second Google hit for burned labia. The first hit if you’ve got Safe Search turned on, which removes the real first hit. Which, somehow unsurprisingly, is for Britney Spears.

And to think my high school speech teacher said—okay, screamed—that I’d never amount to anything.

[UPDATE: In case you were wondering, this is the post which contains the phrase “burning labia.”]

Comments

[Jennifer]

Hee, hee. That's exactly why I didn't use the phrase, "plump rust colored breast" in my description of a robin.

[Erin]

I have no idea who you are, but I felt compelled to leave you a comment because, thanks to Buster Bluth, we have the same tagline on our blogs. It gave me a feeling of camaraderie. That's all.

[Ed]

Somehow this seems strangley appropriate for you....Oh, BTW, if you haven't seen it yet, you got tag over at Lapaz Farm blog.