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Saturday, October 14, 2006


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The key is to be SO bad at painting that you're never asked to do it again. You seem well on your way to doing just that - keep it up. Paint across the grain, leave bare spots, splatter a lot, even switch up colors if you have to. I did that a few years ago when painting our church's new classrooms, albeit unintentionally. But the bottom line is the job I did was so comically inept that people now insist - IN-SIST! - that I not be allowed within a half-mile of a paint brush. I think they even put up flyers about me, in other towns. That's what you want - it becomes one more thing you don't have to do. So, as you see, your ineptitude? Sheer brilliance. BRILLIANCE! Bravo, sir.

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