So brother Jay sent me this Word o’ the Day today. I am at a loss as to why:
uxorious \uk-SOR-ee-us; ug-ZOR-\, adjective:
Excessively fond of or submissive to a wife.
This word could not possibly apply less to me. Because while, yes, it’s true, I am indeed extraordinarily fond of and submissive to my wife, I am by no means excessively so.
It’s simply not possible to be excessively fond of Top Management.
Who wouldn’t be insanely fond of human perfection in one adorable, brilliant, currently-somewhat-round due to her unusually-fertile nature? I’d have to be insane to not be. And while, yes, I may indeed be somewhat whacked, even I’m not that crazy.
Except about her. Of that I am more than happy to plead guilty on all counts.
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