What and Where Am I?

So you’ve probably seen them little online tests you can take to to determine what kind o’ animal or tree or whatever you are. Here are two of my recent results, just so’s you all know exactly what you’re dealing with.

You are a Black Coffee

At your best, you are: low maintenance, friendly, and adaptable At your worst, you are: cheap and angsty You drink coffee when: you can get your hands on it Your caffeine addiction level: high

What Kind of Coffee Are You?

You Are Austin

A little bit country, a little bit rock and roll. You're totally weird and very proud of it. Artistic and freaky, you still seem to fit in... in your own strange way. Famous Austin residents: Lance Armstrong, Sandra Bullock, Andy Roddick

What American City Are You?

I am a little disturbed by how accurately I can be assessed with only seven questions.

Comments

[Mary M-O]

Hey, I'm the same thing......

I know I missed Austin for some reason.....San Antonio is nice though

[fish]

Yup, Austin too. Ice coffee though. It is a little disturbing how they can triangulate your personality so quickly. Guess behaviors come in predictible clusters.

[Scott]

So Top Management turned out to be a Frappacino. I disagree (for the most part) with the "childish" section of the description—I’d go with "childlike" instead. But she is cool and creamy and delicious. And has quite the kick. And sometimes I do feel quite the spike in the forehead afterwards. Wow. The more I think about it, the more apt it seems—she is prone to giving me incredible brainfreeze. [Hence young Britney.]

What the hell, it could be worse, I reckon. At least she wasn’t a soy latte. [Hi, Dave!]

But she was also Austin. So now we’re thinking of moving there. Surely it’s a sign, right? Hello, Shirley? It is, right?

So we’re on our way. Or would be, if it weren’t for all the hassle of, you know, selling this house, finding one down there and, most of all, packing. Ugh. Hate the packing. The unpacking’s kinda fun, at least the first half of it.

Oh. I reckon the fact that Top Management is herself currently the size of a small house makes this not a prudent idear at the moment. Whatever. Like that’s ever stopped us before.

What does truly have this native-born Texan worried, though, is just how liberal Austin is. Not that that bothers me, per se, just that it seems more’n a bit suspicious. Either the state as a whole isn’t nearly as conservative as some would like us all to believe, or they’re setting up that one Liberal Zone so they’ll know where we all are at all times. And that scares the bejeebers out of me. Big Brother meets Iran Nucular Strike, if you know what I’m saying and I think you do.