Like the title says, I just don’t get Radiohead.
I want to. I really, truly do. I want to like them. Hell, I want to love them. They’re often hailed as one of the best bands of the past fifteen years, if not the very best, an addition to the "all-time" pantheon.
And they’re, you know, okay. They’re good. They are. But they’re just not great.
They sound something like some of the bands from the 70s I like, albeit bands I’d be hard-pressed to argue are actually great, much as I dig ‘em: bands like Genesis or Yes. Most of all, they sound like King Crimson—almost certainly the best of the prog-rock bands but one I’ve never quite clicked with, despite the vital presence of Bill Bruford, my all-time favorite drummer—if King Crimson recorded concept albums like Pink Floyd. Radiohead sounds, to me, like King Crimson with fewer tricky time signatures but lots of weird chord progressions, wrapped up in packages like Pink Floyd and all filtered through the whole alternative rock vibe from the late 80s and early 90s.
Of course, there’s the Beatles influence, but of whom can that not be said? I mean, the piano in "Karma Police" is right out of "Sexy Sadie," and that may be a pretty funny musical pun. More surprisingly, "Fitter Happier" feels like some of the spoken intros Peter Gabriel did in concert with Genesis.
It’s a neat combination of stuff, most of which I liked the first time around.
Maybe I’m missing something. But I’ve heard most of their official releases and a bunch of their live stuff and I don’t understand why people go so nuts for ‘em.
And they do go nuts. Thanks to the curséd magic of YouTube, I’ve watched most of Radiohead’s 2003 performance at the Glastonbury Festival—a performance the festival’s producer said may be the greatest in the history of the festival—where the enormous crowd goes insane over their difficult dirges. I love that music this challenging seems to be connecting on something of a mass scale. I just don’t understand why, especially since they’ve got such a prog-rock thing going on, no matter how vociferously the band may deny it, and there just isn’t a less hip genre than prog. So as someone who can’t help but dig some prog, I’m not unhappy about that, but it baffles me why they get a pass on it whilst the originators didn’t and don’t.
Peter Gabriel’s work with Genesis is still relatively unknown in this country, despite his later solo success, as well as the massive commercial success the band had after he left and Phil Collins moved out from behind the drums. But there was no band more reviled by punks than Pink Floyd—Johnny Rotten got the gig with the Sex Pistols because he was wearing an "I Hate Pink Floyd" t-shirt, an unthinkable position pre-Pistols and a standard one post-Pistols. Things seemed to turn around when Trent Reznor admitted that The Wall was the main inspiration for the Nine Inch Nails album The Fragile (its title itself an allusion to one of the best Yes albums?). But one can be an anomaly, an outlier. Two’s a damn trend. And, hey, I like Genesis and I like Pink Floyd and I can also see why the former was ignored and the latter was despised. But, again, I don’t entirely understand the turn-around.
Perhaps it’s all an age thang. Maybe I was just too old the first time I heard Radiohead—that’s something I’ve thought a lot about over the past few years, how vital the age of the listener seems to be when first encountering a given artist. But, and I could be wrong on this one, I don’t think that’s the case here.
Don’t get me wrong: they’re good. They’re really good musicians—I’ve frequently been impressed by their abilities and taste—and I give the band all due props for ambition and courage. But is that enough to make ‘em great? I guess I just don’t see that. Maybe these days we’re so starved for quality that "good" is mistaken for "great."

I don't get it either with Radiohead. I think as you get older and build up a music knowledge base, you start to see how derivative much of the music being released actually is. So we look back with fondness at what we thought were the “real” innovators (turns out they too were derivative) and are ever less enthusiastic with the steady stream of new comers. It takes bigger and bigger innovation leaps to get our mojo going again.
I also think some people can't separate technical achievement from deeper talent. The Clash were, at best, middling in musical talent, but I consider London Calling a nearly flawless album. Fish were incredibly capable musicians, and a big yawn to listen to IMO.
Posted by: fish | Wednesday, March 22, 2006 at 02:54 PM
You know, that’s a good point. I remember getting in an argument in the early 90s with an older co-worker about the relative greatness of R.E.M., for instance. He insisted that they were nothing new and okay at best. I disagreed vehemently and backed my points up ever so convincingly.
And then I got the Velvet Underground boxset from Top Management—for no reason, as I recall, she just knew it was out and was at the mall so she bought it for me, that incomparable and hot wonder of wonders—and heard, for the first time, basically the entire VU oeuvre from back to front (rather than the dozen or so tracks I already knew well) and realized, not just that R.E.M. was influenced by ‘em (well, duh), but the extent to which they were. For while I kinda felt like R.E.M. was simply the Velvets meets the Byrds in the South. Which isn’t that far off, although these days they really dig that 1960s Brian Wilson vibe mixed with some ambient, as well as their occasional [and generally unsuccessful] forays into T Rex glam.
But I’ve been working on a piece for Left of the Dial for a few months now about The Great American Rock and Roll Band, and I’d have to say that I still think R.E.M. is way, way up there, a serious contender for the title, influences or no. Because for me personally, I find Who Did It First interesting, but I find Who Did It Best more important. And from about 1981 to 1991, and then sporadically over the next four years, R.E.M. did what they did better than just about any other band.
So. You may be right about Radiohead’s oh so obvious influences keeping me from connecting with them, but that doesn’t affect my like of and admiration for Green Day, them guys what fancy themselves The Clash meets The Beatles or, perhaps more succinctly, a poppier Ramones with great videos. I’m not sure they’ve ever done anything new, but that doesn’t keep me from loving what they do. Maybe it’s that Radiohead gets all the critical huzzahs and Green Day doesn’t. Maybe I just instinctively distrust critical darlings.
Hm. Much to think about. For me, that is. I’ve probably bored the bejeebers out of anyone who’s made it this far, if anyone has. But thanks for kickstarting to life what passes for my brain.
Posted by: Scott | Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 10:56 AM
Oh my god! I really want to like them too! I went to the In Rainbows concert and the lighting design was amazing and the technical prowess of the musicians is obvious, but it's all so cerebral and esoteric and abstract and difficult. I think for something to connect it should connect on a visceral level, an animal level. I enjoyed watching the people around me being transported - hands above their heads, WOO-ing and jumping and just loving it, and I envied them (especially feeling the sting of my $75 ticket). I was listening carefully, and I could never just groove on it. It's like trying to force yourself to like wine or coffee or cigars or beer or some other acquired taste that requires a lot of work to go from "ew!" to "this one is excellent" - why should I have to work to like something that is "good?" I don't go for the BritneyPop if that's what you're assuming; I have a very wide and eclectic taste in music both foreign and domestic, but this band goes down like dry medication - no matter how good it might be for me, I can't swallow it.
Posted by: Karina | Monday, September 01, 2008 at 04:17 PM
If you don't get the acclaim then i find it hard to believe that you understand what exciting, raw, innovative music is, its like trying to talk down the beatles, i'm not a huge fan of the beatles or pink floyd but i Understand why they are hyped and well regarded. if you listen to all of Radioheads albums and b-sides, watch the music videos and you still don't GET IT (doesnt mean you have to become a fan) then i'd start worrying because songs like lets say: "fake plastic trees, my iron lung, the bends, planet telex, street spirit, paranoid android, the trickster, punchdrunk lovesick singalong, talk show host, big boots, lift, fog, cuttooth, exit music, airbag, blow out, subterranean homesick alien, national anthem, how to dissapear completely, motion picture soundtrack, life in a glass house, knives out, you and whose army, there there, 2+2=5, go to sleep, where i end you begin, bodysnatchers, jigsaw, arpeggi, last flowers, four minute warning ....and so forth, and so on, they have so many OBVIOUS classic songs that to question it seems absurd coming from a musicians point of view. so have you been paying attention to the band in the frst place, or perhaps anything weird or different scares you off and you prefer straight up rock music which the band can be very good as well.
Posted by: Luke | Sunday, August 09, 2009 at 06:48 AM
Me either! People always tell me "You like U2? Then try listening to Radiohead." I really just don't get why they have such a crazy fanbase that says the are one of the best bands ever. It's way too "out there" but hey, if I like David Bowie a lot than few things should be too "out there" for me,right? I'll also never know why most Radiohead fans insist that U2 stole stuff from them, I also don't think age is a problem for me because I'm not that old or maybe I just like the good old stuff.
Posted by: Mr. Explosives | Thursday, April 22, 2010 at 09:04 PM
stuff from them, I also don't think age is a problem for me because I'm not that old or maybe I just like the good old stuff.
Posted by: knight gold | Thursday, June 17, 2010 at 02:53 AM
I was just watching The Colbert Report with Radiohead, and while I agree with their integrity concerning their music and the music industry, I don't get their music. It has never clicked with me. It is very maudlin and over dramatic and just... sort of... lame.
I sometimes wonder if anyone really likes them or if they feel they have to and it is just the band to name drop to sound deep and pretentious about music. I am glad I am not the only one.
Posted by: Scott Holden | Saturday, October 01, 2011 at 09:24 PM